michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020

Clare, Michigan

A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.

Clare, Michigan
Let's go to that party in Clare!
I'm down.

by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020

Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.

"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."

by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020

Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

Michigan loctite

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick

Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off

by hollie198 September 10, 2022

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

michigan girl

The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.

Chad: "hey man how are things with that Michigan girl going?"
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."

by anonymous January 22, 2022