mezzers

A word used when someone is totally shit-faced.

A: You is well mezzers mate!

or

A: Feeling so fucking mezzers!

by JakeyPeeDubs May 24, 2011

Menza Benza

The godliest person on earth.

If you don’t like Menza Benza your out of the menz singing club

Omg look it’s Menza Benza

by Menza Benza’s sister March 7, 2021

The Meza

The act of deficating in the shower, then one squishes one fecies down the drain utilizing their foot.

Hey honey i need you to clean the shower I just did the meza too it.

by knghts50 September 26, 2010

Nick Menza

When you start to rock so hard at a concert typically with drums, you start to have heart failure just like Nick Menza from Megadeth.

I rocked so hard at that concert I almost died from a Nick Menza.

by Anonomous4002 August 4, 2020

Mazza

Also “club” in Italian is the last name of only the most OG Italian legends that sit in the front of Italian class and are just that coolio.

Oh shit man, she’s a Mazza kid, she must be a sexy Italian girl

by Booty cheeks Magee October 6, 2018

Mezzah!

a blatant gaymor that often attempts to disguise himself as a german pr0nstar using such names as "Hans the length guber". A Mezzah! is most likely to be found hosting a lan event known as the Bry-series during weeks in the summer season.

WARNING: ATTENDING THESE EVENTS MAY CAUSE ANAL TRAUMA AS IT IS SAID THAT A MEZZAH! IS SEVERELY INTRIQUED BY MAN MEAT AND MAN PRON AND THE CONVERGENCE OF THE TWO.

An unknown: "Hey its a Mezzah!"
A lesser spotted Mezzah!: "MEAT u @LAN"

by unsuspecting peon April 26, 2004

Mazzard

A mattress blizzard

Oh Snap! That mazzard in Russia was a bad one. There were soiled mattress's everywhere.

by jjalv7 October 16, 2010