meghan

the most perfect girl who you fall in love with and you cant get away from her and when she has a boyfriend you still love her and you wsih you could hold on tight to her but she just wont let you because she wont take a chance in life and all u want is her no matter what they say she is perfect in your eyes

man i really wish meghan was my girlfriend

by MAtthew stevens January 27, 2009

Merch

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.

Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.

by BTYS February 4, 2010

Merch

noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.

Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"

by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017

Meghan Trainor

An amazingly talented Pop star who has been song writing for years but most recently she has been on her sold out "that bass tour" although most people know her for her songs "all about that bass" and "lips are moving" although she has more music, overall Meghan also known as Mtrain has a career that is going to go far

Turn up the radio I love this song isn't it by Meghan trainor

by princess of wafflology March 12, 2015

meghji

a person who is is constantly bullied and harrased, but still thinks he is cool at the end of the day, but in reality he really is not. he is also sheltered and has not explored.

man! stop being a meghji!

by Urban101 February 20, 2005

Meghan Trainor

A very pretty singer, known for her hit single "All About That Bass". She writes her own music and has legit talent. If people listened to her songs that showed her full maturity as a song writer, like "What If I", maybe they'd stop hating. Meghan Trainor is pretty awesome and saved pop music from the hell of Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Maroon 5, and many, many others. Her doo-wop revival got me excited about new music again. Also, I get it if you don't like Meghan's lyrics and I understand why you interpret them that way. It's a body-positive song in my opinion, yet that's just my opinion and it can be interpreted in other ways. But, if you don't like the lyrics, yet defend Nicki Minaj then congratulations, you are a moron!

Meghan Trainor is really pretty and awesome, I love her song "What If I".

by CleuudDisappear13 April 3, 2015

meeghan

plural of the male sex organ (see peni)

or

A voluptuous female pirate type woman, usally with a firey attitude, and usually seen around taverns and bars, seaside fishing towns, and wherever pirates roam.

I want many meeghans

by roarrrrr February 16, 2005