Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

by Pdz\ March 13, 2026

Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

Multitasturbating

Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.

Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.

by Alphaqgood84 May 26, 2025

Melting Whopper

A sexual act preformed specifically with bald dark skin women in which one urinates on the woman's bald head

I just melting whoppered her face off

by BuhPluh June 21, 2025

Multitaskular

One who's very versatile and capable of performing several tasks at once with ease and/or great efficiency.

"I'm quite the multitaskular fellow. I can do dishes, cook dinner, and pet my cat all at once!"

by Afval plaats June 21, 2025

Melita

Melita is sweet and a good mom. She also enjoys a pint, good music, and is excellent at naming cats.

She thinks she's Melita, but she's just another Jennifer.

by LiterallyNeil July 20, 2025

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025