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Gym Meet

the next best thing to spirit week at maryvale. ndp-ers think that their gym meet is the shit when really maryvale knows how to do gym meet right. we all know that we can dance so y make up retarted ones for your parents or boyfriends to watch on 3 seperate occasions. Gym meet should only be viewed once and the winners should receive a banner so that everyone that enters the gym know who really is top dog. mvp's gym meet consists of middle school and upper school classes/groups showing off their talents as song writers and formation makers. the songs are quite humerous and should pertain to the theme of the class (ie "shed ur body" junior cicadas). the wonderful exibition is usually started off wiht a class sleepover, but only if u are as bonded as 2007 and 2005.sorry but it's true. the ndp girls can say how great their gym meet is all they want but quite frankly, i'm not gonna lie to you... MVP KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!
as much as our campus smells like shit we will always beat any ndp girl in anything that we do!
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staff meeting

To toke after work
When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008
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meet and skeet

immediate sex upon meeting a girl from an online dating service in person
When my wife and I first met after using E-harmony, it was a meet and skeet.
by travlax April 24, 2009
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Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
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Meet for a casual

To meet up like for coffee or just to hang out. MFAC For short
Jimmy wanted Jessica to "meet for a casual"
by Andrew412 April 6, 2015
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Geekly Meeting

Network Administrator, Tom, had to attend the company's geekly meeting.
by skarle3 September 6, 2010
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Meeting Houdini

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
by C.Steamer March 4, 2013
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