Matador'd

The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.

Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!

by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017

Matuma

Best person ever. Ate whole kangaroo all by himself. Never stepped on Lego. Occasionally flies.

He is so good. Almost like Matuma.

by Matuma December 29, 2017

Matdud gank

When both solo laner and junglers die to solo player.

*An ally has been slain*
*Double kill*
Mid: Nice Matdud Gank ;)

by Fuks_27 March 24, 2018

matues

a guy that is a Brazilian and says ayee alot of time

matues ayyee took the w means that we won

by @SNIPER May 17, 2018

Matumbo

Bangz Is Matumbo. This nickname was bestowed upon him by matt/hank in an effort to troll amy.

Matumbo is Cool, Matumbo is great, dont forget he masturbates!

by Penton August 28, 2018

Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.

Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?

by ayooooooooooonotagainooooooooo June 18, 2019

Mattdaddy

A man that makes his girl cum with a devil penis. Fucks so good she cums like niagra falls

Mattdaddy make me cum so hard im dehydrated

by Mathewrichardson12345 January 22, 2020