mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
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Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
by xxJo November 30, 2011
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matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.
by Rubycgd April 26, 2022
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Matt Kenseth

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.
I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend
by Pettee December 23, 2019
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Matt Rose

A British YouTuber who makes videos looking at random things that people do, he also uses the skull emoji a lot.
Matt Rose is my favourite YouTuber!
by Eddsworld December 06, 2022
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Matt

A small kid that is normally mentally retarted. Tells everyone how good he is at things yet he never gets good marks. Loves looking at cursed and odd things on the internet. Normally has a weird obsession with dingoes.
Hey guys, look at that weird Matt kid.
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
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Matt

Damn look at Matt he is a fucking savage
by Matt the fucking savage November 14, 2016
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