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mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
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Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
by xxJo November 30, 2011
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matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.
by Rubycgd April 25, 2022
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Matt Kenseth

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.
I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend
by Pettee December 22, 2019
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Matt Rose

A British YouTuber who makes videos looking at random things that people do, he also uses the skull emoji a lot.
Matt Rose is my favourite YouTuber!
by Eddsworld December 6, 2022
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Matt Watson

woah is that Matt Watson of SuperMega?!
by phagus January 25, 2018
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matt

the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!
person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
by helpidroppedmybadussy January 27, 2022
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