Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!

by grimtraveller June 8, 2018

Mattsplaining

When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.

"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."

Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."

"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."

by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020

mattsuckz

A very good friend who i met on tiktok and they are very cool *also like the name *

Mattsuckz is a big simp

by Tordshoe July 24, 2021

matschig

German colloquial for having a mediocre hangover.
Also means feeling sick.

I'm matschig. I drank to many steins yesterday.

by davidclay December 13, 2013

mathsosis-torturous-syndrome

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.

"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"

by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014

mathsglory

When you wake up in the morning with some massive ass boner. So the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.

mum: John come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017