mathsglory

When you wake up in the morning with some massive ass boner. So the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.

mum: John come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'