William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning

I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.

by The Smeggs December 20, 2019

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.

Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!

by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017

Match Hoe

It's a slang used in th e drug world that defines a chick that will lay down for a 5 dollar match at a game room. Also known as a dope hoe or flat backer or a sack chaser.

A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."

by Tressmess July 23, 2022

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation

He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.

by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018

Match attax

Football cards you can collect, quite fun.

Did you get the new match attax pack?

by plaathe March 26, 2023