St Machar 

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

St Machar by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

Matchables 

Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha

well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables

Matchables by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003

paper mache 

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

paper mache by JustRob September 13, 2009

big macher 

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.

So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.

big macher by Lotusflower March 3, 2007

machete 

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

machete by vayne arelius February 13, 2010

shit fire and save matches 

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

shit fire and save matches by goobershanker April 6, 2004

The Matches 

An awesome, amazingly talented punk rock band, with a gorgeous lead singer, 'nuff said...

Girl #1) I love The Matches CD!!!

Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!

The Matches by Chain_Me_Free December 7, 2004