Massive

noun
INFORMAL - ENDEARING

a large gay person.

Tonald is a massive.

by TPointSigma September 10, 2019

Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.

Big up the Birmingham Massive!

by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018

Massive

The only word that can describe the size of West Ham United Football Club

West Ham are massive

by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something

James has a massive boner for burger king!

by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023

massive penis

krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 19, 2022

Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022