massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.

Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.

by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

Massive

The Scotland National Team

Bro Scotland are MASSIVE they beat Denmark 2-0!!!

by The Big Con November 15, 2021

Massive

Wanna know what else is massive? THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: "Bro the burj khalifa is massive"
Person 2: "wanna know what else is MASSIVE?"
Person 1: "NO PLEASE DON-"
Person 2: "THAT LOOOOOOOOOO-"

by ParkerYLI January 25, 2025

Massive

Low taper fade

I just had this MASSIVE steak! you know what else is massive? LOWWWW TAPER FADEE

by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025

Massive

A song made by the greatest band ever, Linkin Park. This song was made 20 years ago as of 2023 but released on Linkin Park's Meteora 20th anniversary boxset came out. It's a very amazing song, when i heard it for the first time I almost cried. Mike Shinoda sings in it

Me : hey what's this song called?
My brother who loves Linkin Park : Massive
Me : bet

by Xx_Vista08_why December 23, 2023

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025