Potomac, Maryland

1. A wealthy community full of white people and very few minorities.
2. Seriously, a community with a majority of Jewish pricks who strive to be well noticed and form their own groups that looks down on the rest of the world.
3. These people think they are the shit but really need to get their shit run.
4. Most Hypocritical people in the world.
(Some people that live in Potomac are decent...just some...)

Look no further for the pricks by listening to kids at Churchill or listening to their parents bitch in the lines of Giant or at the mall.

Prick 1 - Why does she wear that she's so fat she doesn't deserve to be in those clothes
Prick 2 - Ugh... she's such an annoying fat slut you know she gave head to this wooton kid
Prick 1 - I'm not surprised she is so easy... hey by the way let's go hop in the convertible BMW and go to the mall to get some new clothes for tonight... Chad is going to be there I'm hoping to hook up with him hopefully he is better than Jon.
Prick 2 - Who is Jon?
Prick 1 - The one I gave head to last night. Shotgun!

by Mellion February 21, 2005

Marylander

A multi-faceted person. A person to whom extreme opposites apply - rich & poor, smart & dumb at the same time. Based on the State of Maryland's diverse population. See Maryland Pronounced "Mary lander".

Kathy is a real marylander, a brain in math & science but cannot spell "dog" without a dictionary.

by Koppertox April 8, 2006

Marolina

Stupid thot that lies about her mom being in a coma. BITCH STILL OWES ME GOD DAMN MONEY . If you name your child this... I HATE YOU. MAROLINA GIVE ME MY $20 I SWEAR TO GOD. Bitch cheated on my friend.

Rhebu: Have you seen Marolina
Alex: no, why?
Rhebu: CAUSE THAT BITCH OWES ME $20
♡♡♡

by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ December 2, 2019

Marlin

When you jump into a swimming pool side ways with your hand by your side and while in the air you move your body around.

I did a marlin into our pool last summer.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

McLean School of Maryland

A school where 99% of the kids wear North Face jackets, Uggs, and polo's, drive their daddies BMW's, bitch about their iPhones, and glide through high school without any real form of education. Everyone is entitled including the teachers and drug/alcohol busts are a must at every school dance. Looking for a black person? Well fear not because you can find one, and only one, in each grade. The icing on the cake? That would be the $23,000 a year tuition to go to a school known for being a place where kids have some form of learning disability.

Non McLean Student: Hey, what school do you go to?
McLean Student: McLean School of Maryland
Non McLean Student: Like Virginia?
McLean Student: No, like the school in Potomac
Non McLean Student: Wait, isn't that school for retards?
McLean Student: Yeah, essentially

by Whaatevah! January 4, 2010

St. Mary's College of Maryland

Small liberal arts college on the St. Mary's River in southern Maryland. Known (though this word is used quite loosely) as the 'the Public Honors College,' St. Mary's prides itself on the things a liberal arts college normally would: a warm and intimite atmosphere, a nice campus and a broad but balanced education.

However, after a period of prolonged exposure (15 hours or more) the atmosphere of warmth and intimacy deteriorates into smugness and paranoid colostrophobia, the niceness of the campus dies along with summer leaving it a barren and bleak gulag, and the broad and balanced education you thought would make you a better overall person merely prevented you from advancing professionally in any specialized field and instead transformed you into the most pretentious drive-thru manager your local McDonald's has ever known.

Also known for frisbee golf, May Day and Hallowgreens. Whether or not you like frisbee golf (it's rarely called 'frolf' since there is no desire to save time among SMCM students as their time isn't valuable to begin with) you will find yourself dodging plastic discs at every corner of the campus. May Day, the day in which students run naked from one end of the campus to the other, is the very reason indeciency laws were drafted. Hallogreens is the crowing achievement of the drug and alcohol addictions that students have developed since their attendence; an event made even more special by the fact that students blackout in their own vomit (among other bodily fluids), dressed as their favorite 80s cartoon characters (a chilling visual representation of lost innocence. Sorry- that was the liberal arts degree talking).

If you're looking for a chance to never bathe again, save your birthday when you'll be foricibly tossed into St. Johns pond and subsequently contract cholera, to smoke weed, to drink cheap beer, to kick start a life of depression after your professors point out the infinite problems of the world without offering a glint of hope or feasable solutions resulting in you eventually blowing your brains out in the tub at the age of 27, to pop your collar and be either a WASPy bastard or a damn faux-hippie then early decision starts December 1st.

Example #1:
Tony: Hey, so where do you go to school?
Jack: St. Mary's College of Maryland.
Tony: Oh Mount St. Mary's! That cool. I--
Jack: No, St. Mary's College.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's county.
Tony: *blank Stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's city.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: On the St. Mary's river!
Tony: *blank stare* ....Mount St. Mary's?
Jack: *hits Tony with a shovel*

Example #2
Employer: So it says here you attended St. Mary's College of Maryland, the public honors college. Could you elaborate on what a 'public honors' college is exactly?
Sarah: Well, I-I'm not sure. I think it's because we're all honor students at heart.
Employer: *shakes head* Wow, thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
Sarah: *cries*

by m. kw January 27, 2007

Maryland Trolley Ride

The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.

That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.

by Thebeastoftheeast February 19, 2012