marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina

She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

vancouver island marmot

marmotvery andangered, cute, fuzzy,

by You could probably guess May 31, 2003

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004

Marmoset

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

marmey

something said during intercourse, or at release.

Oh...i might just...marmey!!

by margarfurious August 7, 2011

Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012