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Marijuana Balls

SEEDS !!! Pricless Thanks Dad!!
Stop leaving them Marijuana Balls in my floor board
by RAM RODGERS November 30, 2006
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Marijuana Balls

N. the point where someone is such a lazy stoner that not only do they do nothing exciting, but they have reduced their sex drive substantially. This affliction is not a hazard to the casual marijuana smoker, rather it is reserved for the full time stoner. Though not a recognized medical disorder, studies show that symptoms can be reduced by lessening the intake of marijuana and increasing the consumption of alcohol around women.
Hans has way bad marijuana balls, that complete babe was after him and he didn't even take notice!
by andyoudontask October 10, 2008
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Marijuana Math

The use of marijuana or illegal drugs as a means of relaxation, or as an outlet for creativity, among the best brains in academia to crack those fiendish math problems.
It’s a common sight to see that a number of first-rate mathematicians are heavy smokers, especially when they need a break from their half-baked proofs; however, less commonly known is that the more daring ones would consider marijuana math, hoping for an aha! experience in the process.
by MathPlus January 17, 2018
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marijuana

A term borrowed from the Mexican slang word "marihuana" (with silent "h" and originally meaning "a badly rolled cigarette" before becoming more widely applied to female cannabis flowers cured for smoking), popularized in the U.S. by early 20th century news media. Its purpose was to exploit the widespread racist sentiment in the U.S. while distracting people from the fact that "marijuana" was actually the same as cannabis, a fundamentally important crop -- to the end of facilitating cannabis prohibition.
"Marijuana is bad because it's illegal; and illegal because it's bad."
by aBoxOfSigns December 17, 2008
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Marijuana

A drug which can be used in 3 ways:

1-To forget about problems and escape reality

2-To simply party

3-To burst open your mind and allow you to understand yourself and the world around you in a radically different light

Obviously, marijuana can be abused; but this is no different than caffeine or gambling or any countless number of habit-forming substances and behaviours. Addiction is not exclusive to weed. It exists everywhere, and weed is a far less dangerous drug than alcohol or tobacco. Weed can have problematic effects in the long run. but it should not be grouped with more fully destructive drugs like heroin, meth, or cocaine.

For people who have never tried the bud, and associate it only with drop-outs and losers, they should do a little research and explore the culture of cannabis a little more. Countless weed smokers have found untold success in life even with a history of drug use. Weed can be destructive or incredibly and positively life-changing. Don't be fooled by the swarms of half-truths and propaganda which fly from the mouths of anti-weed activists; if marijuana hits you the right way, it can allow for profound understanding of music, art, film, people, life, the soul...whatever you want. (It can also be very habit forming).

Try a little, but understand that if you smoke enough you could change yourself forever, mellow you out, make you appreciate life more fully, make you think more...or fuck up your lungs or mind forever

In an case...smoke up.
Marijuana Smoker 1: Woah man...now I can forget about my drinking problem, multiple DUIs, assault record, meth habit, and the giant tigar that lives in my basement maaaan

Marijuana Smoker 2: (Giggles incoherently) lolz

Marijuana Smoker 3: Wow man...I understand the meaning of life. Let's pack another blunt.

Anti-weed non-blazer: #@&^&( LOSERS LOSERS LOSERS WEED IS ILLEGAL GUYS ITS WRONG MAKES YOU STUPID UR GUNNA RUIN YOUR LIVES WHY DO YOU DO IT IS STUPID STUPID WRONG DONT DO IT YOU LOSER POTHEADS &^$%#
by somerandomguy432 January 10, 2011
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marijuanaist

Someone who supports marijuana. A marijuana enthusiast. Someone who partakes in the joy of marijuana.
Look that hot chick over there is definitely and marijuanaist.

I think that people who consider themselves a marijuanaist, are generally much nicer people.
by krowned May 26, 2011
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marijuana dick

When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.
Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.
by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016
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