When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.
by littlecheese December 16, 2005
noun. \'vad-kae\ \'dik\. An extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey dick. Typically 4-5 hours. The resulting ejaculation from Vodka dick has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. Vodka dick is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the AMA.
So we fucked, and fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. I got more KY and fucked some more until until I finally overcame the damn Vodka Dick.
My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.
My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.
by Rusty Loins March 25, 2011
by milsyway April 10, 2016