Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

Mystery shopper

Another word for a secret shopper.

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job

by Jozéy January 1, 2021

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 4, 2025

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.

Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 19, 2021

Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020