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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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Moshe

Moshe is a fucken go getter
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Moshe

Moshe, my love
person 1: Who do you love?
me: Moshe
by Rat{ack January 10, 2022
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Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022
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Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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The Moshe

The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks
"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".
by bodonky kong January 19, 2021
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A moshe

Self explanatory
"how do you spell a Moshe?"
"M-O-S-H-E"
by A moshe February 12, 2021
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