Milan

you are content just cradling his restless mind to sleep. it satisfies you equally to feed it your trademark scrambled eggs. a kiss is sometimes two world wars away but you keep hoping that the two of you will recognise the toy money for what it is: a fucking treasure.

"whats going on between you and Milan?"
"oh we're reenacting 1939"

by Krkič May 10, 2019

MLIA

My Life Is Awesome. To combat all those sad people who love to say FML.

"Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA."

by Tasanori November 14, 2009

MLIA

Stands for-My Life Is Average. The COOLEST WEBSITE EVA!

Today, I walked by a coloring book station on the way to class....I'm in law school. MLIA

by Awsomanated April 26, 2011

Miana

Miana is another ship name for Marlon and Diana ❤️

OMG look it’s the couple, Miana

by Biddyboom69 June 1, 2018

Milan

Best person ever probably small your pretty and nice to everyone but don’t take no bull shit and grades are a’s and b’s and your name is most likely to get pronounced and spelt wrong

Milan is the best person,she is so pretty.”have you seen her grades?” Hannah said.

by Milana November 3, 2020

Milan

A man who is always the leader of the group.Ladys like him because he has an 20 inch penis.

Milan is like an machine in bed

by Motorlajegej October 17, 2020

Milan

A Fucking crackhead who remembered my house and is friends with a guy who wears a bandanna.

milan

by Bubby Chubby November 29, 2021