milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 August 9, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

milf

An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.

"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

by cecilguy September 25, 2003

MILF

An amazingly sexy woman that CAN ONLY BE A MOM. Stands for "Mother I Love to Fuck".

Jamie Lynn Spears is such a MILF!

by alejandro bortrardo October 9, 2008

Miffens

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

milf

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A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.

Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.

by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014