Max

Max is a big cock head. He acts all hard but really isn't. He is well rich and enjoys walking up stairs.

Wow isn't max really sad.

by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019

Max

Max is a raw daddy, who loves a JUICY DICK up his ass, hes a fuckboy who would shag anyone for a drink of water/ irn-bru. He'll make you cum faster than a train going "choo choo"!!!! but hes a good mate tbh.

PERSON: Max and i were totally at it last night, the neighbors were screaming the walls down but he was too busy tearing my ass down.
RAW DADDY; Totally tore some ass in a threeway last night! they dont call me max for nothin'

by Shhh682 September 25, 2017

Max

He’s pretty much the worst person ever... he’s horrible to girls and has no respect for anyone. He thinks he has loads of friends but there not actually his friends likes to joke about things that are not funny also likes to start arguments a lot.

Girl 1- max is so horrible

Girl2-max was very mean to me in maths

Girl3- max is bad at English

by LM318 June 12, 2020

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by Anon April 22, 2005

Max

twat

max is a twat

by hdgakgfewuohkjukghdhwHDHU October 2, 2018

Max

Gay

Max is big gay lol

by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019

Max

He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis

I went to max house last night

by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019