matty egan

The best person in the world there is 1 person and he is the best

Matty Egan can do everything

by Matty Egan November 27, 2017

Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

Matty

A person who drinks pee alot and speaks very loudly

My pee is very Matty

by Ooferpoofer November 17, 2019

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Mattie ice

This word is used to describe someone of great athletic ability. This person can usually throw low to mid 90s with ease. And hit 400 foot bombs. They are also a D1 commit and most likely committed to Vanderbilt.

Is that Mattie ice that just cranked a 400 foot bomb.

by Iigma November 2, 2019

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

Mattie

Mattie is a fighter. A woman of valor. She tends to doubt herself but is always confident when need be. She fights for what she believes in. She can be loud but also soft-spoken. She is extremely sarcastic sometimes to deflect from answering deeply personal questions and other times just because she can be cynical sometimes. She's an interpreter of the heart with words of wisdom. She can get attached easily and she loves hard. She's full of compassion. She is meant to do great things.

Mattie is a sweet sweet girl.
Mattie loves too hard but I wouldn't ever change that about her.

by lovelywomanofGod1 November 22, 2021