Mattress Mack

A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.

Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!

by VezinaIgor31 November 11, 2022

explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.

That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

by Trigeek September 4, 2016

mattress eater

hoNEyYBeES

being a mattress eater is not healthy bro

by jaymethazine May 16, 2021

mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 3, 2016

mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025