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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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Massive Dong

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 23, 2016
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massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.
by GIL18 May 12, 2018
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Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008
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Massive

Bro Scotland are MASSIVE they beat Denmark 2-0!!!
by The Big Con November 15, 2021
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016
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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
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