masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

masturbateur

A person who gets off on themselves in an obnoxiously haughty manner. The classic snotty judgmental prick who will inevitably be sitting at home alone masturbating because they have alienated lovers and friends alike with their arrogant personality.

Miguel said he didn't invite me to his art opening because it's only for "real art aficionados." What a fuckin masturbateur.

by samkohn May 23, 2013

masturbate

what you do to pleasure your self

masturbate

by Samuels mor November 25, 2019

Maskturbator

(n): Someone who wears a face mask even when out of sight of all other people.
- coined by @MartinGeddes on Twitter

Hey, Jimmy, look at the willingly submissive maskturbator wearing their mask in the car when it does not even affect anyone around them!

by TrumperWavin September 13, 2020

Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 29, 2021