Madison

Usually stereotyped as a blonde hair blue eyed girl or a brown hair hazel eyed girl, or stereotyped as a depressed person, but usually a hyper, hilarious, short, and crazy as fuck. Madison's have the best melanin ever. She's sexy asf. and usually has a fat juicy ass. She makes the best wife and girlfriend ever. once you find her. She gets jealous easily and loves being called princess or babygirl.

Dude: Damn she got a fat ass.
Joe: That's Madison, dude respect her.

by Made my a Madison September 9, 2020

Madison

a bitch that can't be in a relationship

Madison sucks

by koolmanhayesjr5 October 17, 2019

Madison

Madison’s are confusing. There’s Madelyn, Maddie, Madison. They are all crack head bitches. Always the teachers favorites and so fucking snoopy. But some Madison’s can be forever like forever friends. But don’t be surprised if your Madison turns on you.

Madison will never stop looking at what I text.

by NoelleTheCrackhead October 18, 2019

Madison

Everyone else here is being nice but seriously Madison’s are usually those girls who shout out in class to try and be funny and are usually bullies to be honest...

“Hey guys knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow”
“Interrupting cow wh-”
“MOOO HAHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY.”
“madison you are not funny.”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Madison

This girl is the most beautiful and amazing girl that I ever met and dated. Every time I am around her she brings peace and joy to me. I would want her to know that I want her to stay with me until the day I die because she is the right one for me and she is also perfect. Her body, face, smile, and personality is beyond amazing her smile lights up my world. I love to see her laugh and smile around me because it lets me know I make her happy the way she makes me happy every time she’s with me.

What’s that girl name your talking? She’s shorter than you and very beautiful

Your talking about Madison?, bro chill out fr and stop talking about her cause she’s mine and mines only.

by Stheven & Madison September 6, 2021

Madison

Word used for to replace swear words. makes conversation sound more polite.

Jeffy-"dude, i madisoned that girl all night long."
Billy-"what the madison are you telling me this for? your madison gross!"

by Jeffy the awesome October 23, 2008

Madison

A person who walks into a zumba class and makes strange comments. She has a freakishly large nose and rarely looks in the mirror because she is afraid of what she would see. She is daring and rude, she has severe attitude problems but enjoys eating and listening to disney tunes. She has an abnormal obssession with kaaki pants and her skirts look amish.

That Madison is freaking wierd.

Get away from that Madison.
Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!

"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."

by PicklePieCake August 20, 2012