patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

lurker

A lurker is the female version of a creeper. Lurkers are girls that are weird, odd, or anti-social. They almost never like attention on themselves, and are usually creepily quiet. They can sometimes be stalkers.

'Look at that lurker...'
'Yeah, she's been around quiet a bit lately.'

by Cass H January 11, 2006

lurve

Imaginary love; from rock'n'roll music where love is pronounced 'lurve' now extended to internet romance where relationships are formed without a physical social context resulting in a distorted view of the other

I lurve ya baybeh

by MARxaTax June 29, 2008

Lurleen

A general term for trashiness, as in "Simpsons" character Lurleen Lumpkin.

Those jean shorts are so Lurleen.

by Underpants December 6, 2004

lurpen

usually a chick (can be a guy) who is very tall and lanky (has no fat or muscle-she/he is just a tall stick).

"Holy shit. That chick's a lurpen, man."--"Yeah, man. To the max!!1"

by The Master Beta January 19, 2006

lurve

to love someone with the expectation that it will end badly

jessica loved michael even though she knew he was still in love with his wife, therefore she was in lurve with him.

by whitetrashfemale April 13, 2008

lurker

a loser in a forum that is always there but is too afraid to post

lurkers are sad, sad people.

by f00 August 16, 2003