The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.
I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022
Get the Long Allenmug. A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
Get the long-haulermug. When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----
I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.
by hugedongus December 8, 2019
Get the Long Beltmug. a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009
Get the long keymug. A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
Get the long baggermug. After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.
by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018
Get the long bootmug. by urbancurryman June 12, 2020
Get the Long and a halfmug.