a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat January 01, 2020

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat January 01, 2020

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 03, 2015

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.

Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."

by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024

Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 28, 2024

OMG i literally cannot.

A strong emotion/feeling that white girls feel where they literally cannot.

girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.

by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019