Listen

A word to end the conversation because they proved you wrong and/or had a funnier rebuttal.

"listen."

by mezziee July 4, 2020

Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

Jordan Carey List

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).

Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"

by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007

listocrat

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.

In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.

by gcthomason November 25, 2006

Listostigmaphobia

The fear of having too many tabs open on your computer at once.

Drew does not have Listostigmaphobia because she always has too many tabs open at once.

by Robotics_life January 12, 2016

Holy Lipton

Holy Lipton is an expression of astonishment.

Holy Lipten, did the see the sixe of those kasungas!!!!

by BeeBee Head December 11, 2003

"The List"

"The List" is a compilation of all the hot guys in a specific group (your school, band, etc), with #1 being the hottest.
Rules of the list are determined by the list makers.

Person A: Guess what! I just added Mike to "The List"!
Person B: Ooh! Add Ethan!
Person A: EWH WHAT?

by Alpha Kennybody December 20, 2008