Lightning Regiment Marching Band

The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.

Now entering the field, the Lightning Regiment Marching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.

by JimJava007 February 11, 2013

Ride the lightning

1. Shot to death on a traffic stop
2. Electrocuted, especially an electric chair execution
3. A song and album by Metallica

Cop(gun drawn): Get out the car!!
Driver: What’s going on?
Cop: What’s going on is you fixin to ride the lightning son
Driver: Uhh...

by Big_bobby April 13, 2021

Greased Lightning

An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.

When something is greased, it generally moves faster.

Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.

by Cenax March 18, 2005

thunder and lightning

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

White Lightning

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.

And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.

by KHD April 20, 2004

Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

Green-Lighting

The usually-unconscious act of turning the object of one's romantic desires into a representation of some sort of ideal - a metaphorical "green light" shining across a bay. Often taken to the point where even if one were to successfully court that person, it would be unsatisfying as they would be humanly incapable of living up to the dreamlike figure they'd been built into.

A: Why won't Jay just talk to her if he likes her so much?

B: He's been totally green-lighting her. Even if he manages it, she's not the person he wants to think she is.

by Jordan Not-Baker February 18, 2013