lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

by spanky010 August 20, 2008

Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl

The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic

by Minnie254 December 29, 2007

lesbian

the ladies that make porn interesting.

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"

by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008

Lesbian

A non-man loving a non-man

This also includes non binary people and anywhere in between!

"HI my name is Lana, I am lesbian, I identify as non binary, and my pronouns are they/she!"

by Don't actually use your name June 11, 2021

Lesbian

The thing i turn all girls that look at me

*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.

by Utmom December 10, 2020

Lesbian

My love for women

Girl 1: hey.. we’ve been friends for 3 years

Girl 2: yeah so?
Girl 1: so..you know I’m lesbian right?
Girl 2: yeah it’s pretty obvious

Girl 1: wanna make out?

Girl 2: hell yeah

Random dude: *takes a pic* I’m sending this to the authorities

by Gayvibesonly June 2, 2022

Lesbian

No-Men.
Women (or anyone identifying as anything but a male,) who do not experience sexual attraction, or any attraction at all, to someone who identifies as a male.

boy - "You're lesbian, right?"
girl - "Yeah"
boy - "So you love only women??"
girl - "Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I love only women. There are other genders too, dingus."

by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022