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Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland
James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
by Streaker30 November 9, 2009
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landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.
He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.
by Dan February 21, 2005
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landing pad hifi

Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!
Right now is a special time for all kinds of music. Any thing you might want to hear you can. Just Listen.
by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005
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space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.
Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.
by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008
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Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.
Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.
by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018
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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)
by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020
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