Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 April 03, 2016

Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face

Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

Lump

insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.

Sienna is a lump

by LEGO_BRICK3000 July 23, 2021

Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.

My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.

by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023

Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."

by Khocky April 18, 2023

Sugar Lumps

A person that you choose to be their porn

Kyle Lumps you're my sugar lumps 😉

by Pieck Lumps November 27, 2021