Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

Lost Wednesday

The day after Lost on ABC where every Lost fan is talking and not much work gets done.

Jim: Lost wednesday is going to be crazy now that we all know Flocke is the Smoke monster!

by Riley C February 14, 2010

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lost in txtlation

when one does not properly interpret intended sarcasm or abstract humor via text message due to a lack of humanistic social cues such as facial expression, timing, emphasis, or inflection

Person A: "Huh?" ::shows cellphone to Person B::

Person B: "Yeah. Lost in txtlation."

by the ben lucky September 10, 2010

lost in digitisation

Humour, sarcasm, irony etc losing its effect when told over SMS, IM or other social networking media.

Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"

Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"

by aundii September 15, 2010

lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

Lobotobrain

Often used to describe one who has undergone a failed Lobotomy.

"Boy that Rosemary Kennedy, what a Lobotobrain she is!"

by WaddlesJr September 25, 2011