by Pillop June 02, 2022
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
A Gentleman’s Lift is a golfing term and refers to when a ball lands in a difficult spot. The player can move the ball to a more favorable area without incurring a penalty stroke. One club length is the widely accepted distance the ball can be moved, although the distance can vary from player to player.
Mike: “Wow, what a brutal tee shot!! Why did I use my driver??? I never hit it straight!”
Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”
Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”
Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”
Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”
Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020
When your golf ball lands in a bad spot, so you move it to a better spot without incurring a penalty stroke.
Mike: “What a horrible tee shot, how am I going to hit it from there?”
Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”
Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”
by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020
The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF May 29, 2018
by liftedbyjerry June 12, 2024