literally hilarious

when something happens that may or may not be funny and your immediate response to it unknowingly could be translated literally and make the scenario hilarious

while pedro was trying to pull out a dingleberry after taking a slam he yelled "piece of crap" as it was being pulled out and then busted out laughing realizing that a dingleberry was in fact a "piece of crap"...literally hilarious

by fpa_2010 August 24, 2010

literally obsessed

So obsessed with someone or something that all you do is think about them, talk about them, and dream about them. You want to be them because you don't love yourself.

You are literally obsessed with that watermelon.

by Bigbeans April 3, 2017

Literally 1984

When something is literally 1984, 1984 being a novel written by George Orwell

After reviewing with the committee, we have come to the consensus that this particular situation draws slight influence from George Orwell's famed novel "1984"; literally 1984

by DarthEggo November 29, 2022

liberal

Adjective - Falling to the left on the political spectrum of the average person, being in favour of more government control of economic actions (such as making minimum wage laws), but less governmental control of personal actions (such as allowing protesting)
noun - Any person who is liberal, as desribed above

The ACLU is a very liberal organization

Of course Mike wont vote for Bush; he's a liberal.

by kstar April 27, 2004

Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views

Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears

by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020

liberal

In general, have most of the good ideas, but are sadly represented on the Internet by whiny, insecure hypocrites (probably high schoolers) who complain (from the anonymosity of their computers) about not being able to criticize the US government or conservatives in general, and then completely SPAZ OUT when anyone DARES criticize their ideas. Free speech is a two-way street mm'kay?

Notice that just about all the definitions that criticize liberals have been deleted or are up for deletion. Granted, some of them were stupid/hateful, but what does that tell you about liberals being "open minded"?

Well the truth is that most liberals in real life are open-minded and cool, but on the web basically act like bizarro-Republicans and aren't actually "liberal" at all, just the political equivalent of poseurs.

In real life:
Jim: Hey Steve, do you think that gays should be allowed to marry?
Steve: Of course. Gay marriage occurs in most of Europe without "eroding family values" or any such nonsense. Why shouldn't they have the same rights as everyone else? It's the 21st century. It's time for America to evolve.

Online:
Jim: Hey Steve, do you think that gays should be allowed to marry?
Steve: OMG You must be a bigot Cristian fundie homophobe!!!! How could you even THINK of questioning gay marriage????? Why don't you go watch more NASCAR and Fox News huh Cleetus?? Huh Jimbo?? Huh Billy Bob??? STUPID BUSH-WORSHIPPING BRAINWASHED RACIST GREEDY NEOCON ILLITERATE INBRED REDNECK FUNDIE CHRISTIAN LEMMING GUN-TOTING SUV-DRIVING FASCIST REPUBLICAN WARMONGER NAZI WINGNUT DITTO-HEAD CHICKENHAWK DRONE!!!!!! WHERE'S YOUR TOLERANCE, HUH? IDIOT!!
Jim: Man, I thought those guys who call people "pinko commie faggots" were assholes. Jeez...
Steve: YOU WORSHIP THE GOP! YOU THINK THE BU$H DICTATORSHIP CAN DO NO WRONG! YOU ARE IGNORANT! NAZI! NAZI! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

by Ahh no one gives their real name here anyways. Why should I? March 18, 2005

liberal arts

The art of being a liberal; the pursuit of both education and poverty at the same time, the crux of which is a liberal arts degree.

Jaclyn received a degree in Media Study from a prestigious liberal arts college and works at Starbucks fifty hours a week to repay her $120,000 of debt.

by ramzo March 14, 2008