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Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
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Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
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clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.
Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!
by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010
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lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy
Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything
by Lazy :) June 16, 2017
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Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.
Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk
by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018
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Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.
"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."
by Kevbo72 November 24, 2019
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