lawrenceville

Contrary to the previous definition, The Lawrenceville School is not half bad. Located between NYC and Philli and 10 minutes away from princeton, there's more to do here than say, Watertown Conn (location of Taft) or Pottstown, PA. (location of Hill)We have top notch academics, hot history teachers, and a kickass lax team. Instead of dorms, we have houses, making it easier to sneak in and out after hours. Chevy Chase preforms live every year and so does Seamus Haney. Don't know who that is? (hint: he won a nobel prize) LOOK IT UP ASSHOLE. We had a stripper come to school meeting last year and this year's senior prank made the papers. So basically, for all you new englanders out there, we're just as smart and have much more fun than you do- and you think we're not preppy? Our boys squash team won nationals three years running. If you still think we're not elitist enough, we don't want you.

Choate Kid: damnit we are so bad at sports, not like Lawrenceville

Andover Kid: god our teachers are so ugly, not like Lawrenceville's

Deerfield kid: can we get a stripper to come to school like Lawrenceville did?

by oedipus bitch, the original balla August 8, 2006

lawrenceville

Lawrenceville is an elite, preparatory boarding school for students in the 9th-12th grades. By combining an academic program rivaled only by peer-schools Exeter, Andover, and Choate with a more relaxed environment that emphasizes developing a well-rounded personality through participation in athletics and the arts, Lawrenceville produces graduates who are uniquely suited to succeed in the world.

A Lawrenceville education is characterized by time spent debating around a Harkness table, hanging out with friends during Parietals, and cheering at House football games. No one gets through their four years at the school without visits to TJ's and Fedoras. Trips to crash parties at nearby Princeton University are equally important.

My son had a choice between Exeter, Andover, Choate, and Lawrenceville, but he went with Lawrenceville because he didn't want to commit suicide.

by McC Girl September 25, 2006

Laurence

intelligent and handsome. sweet beyond belief. caring, kind, sincere, brilliant and hard working, well rounded and level headed, has a strong and beautiful mother and the cutest nephews and neices ever, handsome...and handsome again ;). articulate and thoughtful, dilligent and dependable, open minded. simply amazing and a true blessing to know. synonym- sweetest"

I know this guy named Laurence, and he has the greatest smile.

by Sweetie SB February 5, 2010

Laurence

A Laurence is someone who go's to someones house, eat's all of their pizza and leaves immediately after.

Did you see Aaron at the party last night. He just walked in and pulled a Laurence.

by Rayblade January 16, 2015

Laurence René

Laurence is the singer of the dance-punk band My Passion.

Bob: Who is the singer of My Passion?

Fred: Laurence René is!

by uwiehfuiegiqgh May 18, 2011

Sammy Lawerence

The best character of all time. He’s from bendy and the ink machine and he’s that one that tries to kidnap you

“Who’s your favorite character in Batim?”
“Sammy Lawerence.. obviously?”
“Oh, of course!”

by Rui’s Wife February 12, 2022

Maya Lawrance

everyone needs a Maya Lawrance in their life. she makes you feel better about yourself.

That was really Maya Lawrance of you.

by Maya Lawrance June 12, 2023