knuckle soldiers

When you catch your cum in your hand.

Casey: Did you come inside her?
Bed: No, those ended up becoming knuckle soldiers.

"Nobody likes you, your father should have made you a knuckle soldier."

by captain asshat. February 7, 2010

Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

by Professional Kid November 13, 2015

tummy knuckle

the very center of a persons' abs (more common when it's a 4 pack) that is harder than the rest of that abs, and tightens similar to a knuckle. It hurts when hit directly, similar to the pain of playing bloody knuckles.

(out of stupidity) I'm going to break your tummy knuckle!

My tummy knuckle hurts after doing so many crunches.

by Aaron Moe Scott March 31, 2010

walrus knuckle

Camel toe for fat women

Her full body showed her walrus knuckle through her tight pants.

by Charlie67 September 21, 2013

Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.

You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.

I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles

by Oh Shit February 8, 2008

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020