brandon keller

gay likes boys

see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys

by crazy boy 33 May 14, 2015

helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf

chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.

by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 6, 2007

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

Kerlern

-noun Pronounced (Kuh-Learn)
Moody, Caring, Humorous, Intense, Pretty;
Kerlern(s) are female and tend to be homely but still enjoy the company of close friends. Kerlern(s) will often spend many hours playing video games. If you happen to come across this rare breed of girl, you should immediately take out a Pokéball and try to catch her. There are no other girls like her.

"Hey, where's Kerlern?"
"She's at the house. Wanna go over there and play some Gears?"
"Alright."

by DeathToYou February 24, 2009

kellerific

An extremely awkward comment that would sterilize any meeting or interaction into silence and blank stares.

After he made that kellerific comment I didn't know what to say, it was really awkward.

by Accounting King July 7, 2011