Kaueh

A quiet, but ready-to-argue about anything kind of guy. The dad among the friend group, but will always drink a brewski with da Boyz. Huuugeeee soccer guy, but honestly can't play the game very well. Often comes from Portuguese and Brazilian descent. Has a big weakness for girls who have a name that starts with an "A." Preferably "AN." Take him to a mirror maze to watch him just stare and flex in the mirror admiring himself. Language: Vulgar. Morals: Questionable. Absolutely not clean. For sure doesn't use soap when washing hands. Uses a full bottle of gel in the morning as he yells at his mom to make him breakfast. Always wears khakis to mass.

MOM: "You need to clean your room and stop playing Brawl Stars"
Kaueh: "Mom, watchuuuu meannnnn, I'm watching soccer"

by nelliphant May 9, 2019

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Kaudas Kaudas

When you you accidentally want to scream cool and dads at the same time

Honey we are going to disney land! Kaudas Kaudas!!!

by mymy5108 May 22, 2019

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kauata

Mostly to be Tongan, or Mexican. May get in trouble at times but will be an awesome friend. When your with her, your friendship will possibly have drama and a lot of things to talk about. She is exciting, fun, a troublemaker at times, nice *sometimes* and may be a little boy crazy.

My friend Kauata is has drama or has a boy following her at all times…

by Marie Garcia August 28, 2019

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