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Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
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Jordan

jordan is a young man who enjoys company of other women. he is also very sporty. as much as he loves the surroundings of other women he has his eyes set out on one girl in particular. A girl he is very close to. a women with long brown hair and olive skin. he feels connected to her but dosent know how to express it.
i need a lift. ask jordan.
by steve midleton June 18, 2017
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Jordaning

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention
Oh she jordaning me bro...
by Lelellelelele October 5, 2020
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Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties
Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."
by IGetTitties June 20, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.
Omg he is such a Jordan
by NateDog01 March 8, 2020
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Jordan

A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name
A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.
by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020
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