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bridget jones 

The british character created by Helen Fielding.
A 30 something "singleton" who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
Played by Renee Zellweger in two films "Bridget Jones Diary" and "Bridget Jones the edge of reason" co-starring Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.
She is such a bridget jones fan.
bridget jones by KTW September 23, 2005
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Indiana Jones 

One of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in Princeton, New Jersey in 1899 (Indy not Harrison Ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, Indy isn't official called Indiana but rather Henry Jones Jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, Indiana so he became known as Indiana, his dad insists he is called Junior and this angers Indy as we find out in The Last Crusade, during the war he and his MI6 buddy, Hale, went on many adventures to stop the Nazis and Japanese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead, Jones and Hale travel to Haiti to stop an army of undead! In 1947, he defeated the Babylonian god, Marduk (please play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, Harold Oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a "gift", to know everything and found he had a son (Mutt Williams a.k.a Herny Jones III), Mutt wasn't happy about this early on but it sunk in. During the 90's he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.
a cool archeologist,

henry jones snr-we named the dog Indiana

Sallah-The dog?, you were named after a dog!?

Indiana Jones- I was very fond of that dog

Marcus Brody- Can we go home now?

(the last few lines of The Last Crusade)
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helicopter jones 

Where a male takes his penis and inserts it either into the anus (preferred) or the vagina and lays on top of the woman and spins in a 360degree angle and continues the cycle to produce an orgasim.
Oh shit! Adam's performing the helicopter jones on her!!! haha...
helicopter jones by Mr. sex February 26, 2005

Mumkey jones 

Shitty youtuber taken off youtube for pedophilia commonly known as James choi's boyfriend
Mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile who rapes kids (sung to the tune of row your boat)
Mumkey jones by James ju won choi November 1, 2019

Freddie Jones

A kid that thinks coming to work with a hangover means you are an alcoholic and have a disease.
Dewey: Alright, look. Here's the deal: I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Random kid: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddie: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey: Wrong!
Freddie: You wouldn't come to work hungover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease.
Dewey: Hm. Hm. What's your name?
Freddie: Freddie Jones
Dewey: Hm. Freddie Jones, SHUT UP!
Freddie Jones by Annabel L. December 20, 2010

James Jones 

A well-educated, very muscular African American male who enjoys recreation in the gentleman's game of American football and is a role model to many aspiring younglings. Wears a sleeveless turtleneck.
James Jones gets money, and money=pussy, and pussy=hoes, and if you get hoes you can be James Jones.

Consider James Jones. A lion amongst a pack of grazing gazelles.

James Jones YAC is outta this world man,
James Jones by Smokin' J January 24, 2013

Indiana Jones That Hoe 

When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.
Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!
Indiana Jones That Hoe by SNupp November 26, 2013