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lil jon

Obnoxious dumbass who shouts the same 3 words in every songs "yeah, what, okay", purposely trying to be annoying.

His physical appearance is equally as repulsive, with him blowing his hot smelly breath at you through big dirty gold "grillz". He seems to always try to show his teeth off, and in the process, sounds like an idiot when he talks.

Yes, he is the king of 'crunk' (crazy and drunk), for he always seems highly intoxicated, and he acts like a madman.

I've seen his graduation pictures, and i'm surprised he actually got that far. My first impression of him was a dropout moron who lacks a 2nd grade education, and can't read (see "Ying Yang Twins"), so obviously he knows something, but he chooses to hide it.

What does he care? He's making millions off of those stupid morons buying his garbage.
Please, get this nutcase "Lil Jon" outta my face!
by gplpark92 August 1, 2006
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Jon Champion

Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!
by TheJrim July 7, 2008
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Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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jon bellion

Person 1- "Jon Bellion's voice is something sent from god!"
Person 2- "No, his voice is god."
by potato.goddess.. December 18, 2016
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jon boy

to have sex with 2 or more of a girlfriend's sisters, or a friend's current girlfriend
i seen michelle last night, you know steves girlfriend, and totaly pulled a jon boy
by jon boy July 16, 2006
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Jon Stewart

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever
by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005
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lil jon

A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait.

He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)
Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?

Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.
by fanboy January 29, 2005
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