A rare and unusually grotesque creature habitually found by day skulking in offices browsing internet sites aimed at elderly gay men.
With an insatiable sexual appetite for hoofed ruminants, the Cory Joy earns its infamous reputation amongst farmers and country folk as it prowls local farmland by night seeking unsuspecting livestock to gratify its uncontrollable urges.
Despite being extremely rare the Cory Joy can be easily caught by simply laying a trail of onion rings up to a pit covered by twigs & branches and baited with an excessively large ultimate burger in the centre. Of course, nobody has ever actually bothered to trap a Cory Joy since it has absolute no known use to mankind and smells really, really bad.
With an insatiable sexual appetite for hoofed ruminants, the Cory Joy earns its infamous reputation amongst farmers and country folk as it prowls local farmland by night seeking unsuspecting livestock to gratify its uncontrollable urges.
Despite being extremely rare the Cory Joy can be easily caught by simply laying a trail of onion rings up to a pit covered by twigs & branches and baited with an excessively large ultimate burger in the centre. Of course, nobody has ever actually bothered to trap a Cory Joy since it has absolute no known use to mankind and smells really, really bad.
by Professor Stoner August 3, 2008
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