Jewfop

An adjustable name, usually an insult, of which the definition changes for whomever is being insulted.

"Mark is a racist JEWFOP."
"Well, Carlos, you're a liberal JEWFOP."
"And Katrina is the sluttiest JEWFOP of them all."

by Raunchy Freaking Slutcap October 9, 2006

Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.

Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*

by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019

Jehovahed

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)

by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material

Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed

by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

Jewboobs

A word used to describe a woman that has jewish looking boobs.

"Holy crap, look at those jewboobs"

by Jewlanderthesecond November 1, 2008

Jehovahnized

Meaning, when you got screwed over by a jehovah's witness believer!

Friend: "Oh no, you have a bill for $432 dollars on a bible purchase!"

Victim: "Please don't tell me that I....??"

Friend: "Yep, you got jehovahnized!

by htcme January 21, 2010

Jehovahpalooza

A massive celebration, the only official holiday recognized by the Jehovah's Witnesses aka J-Hos aka Jehovies.

MOM! Can I go to Jehovahpalooza this Saturday?!

by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008