Jewfop 

An adjustable name, usually an insult, of which the definition changes for whomever is being insulted.

"Mark is a racist JEWFOP."
"Well, Carlos, you're a liberal JEWFOP."
"And Katrina is the sluttiest JEWFOP of them all."

Jewfop by Raunchy Freaking Slutcap October 9, 2006

Jewtopia 

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

Jewtopia by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

Jewtopia 

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

Jewtopia by Darkz November 16, 2006

Jewnopoly 

When the world is Post-Apocalyptic and jews have taken over every dollar store franchise in the world.

Walmart was closed due to the rise of the jewnopoly.

Jewnopoly by Matli June 1, 2009

Jewtopia 

a land heavily populated by those of the Jewish faith

also, a 99 cent store

Man, i was at my Jewish buddy's house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini Jewtopia.

Jewtopia by std muffin July 24, 2009

Jewtopia 

A land where modern-day Jews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.

Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.

Jewtopia by 12diethylether November 19, 2010

Jewfoot 

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

Jewfoot by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009