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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler December 15, 2008
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Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.
Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!
by ABBryan January 5, 2011
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Jewish night out

Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!
by nesa January 28, 2007
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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jewish american prince

A pitiful individual, whom has mistakenly entered a relationship with a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess). He will spend the rest of his days having his mom proud of him; however, he will always be disappointed with himself for being constantly bossed around by his J.A.P. One could say he is the epitome of being whipped.

The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.

In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
Hey guys I can't go out to the bars again - Joseph
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
by JewManJi The 2nd Exodus May 25, 2016
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