by behereyes December 18, 2008
Get the Jesus! mug.Jesus was a man. A man like any other. Yes. You see, Jesus, the guy of wisdom (truthtingz) had a dream. Oh he had a dream. That one day, little white children, and little black children would hold hands and dance around Utah in neat packages of international communion beneath the smiling God expressed through the sun. Wait that was Martin Luther. Jesus had a dream. He was born spiritually awake, naturally gifted and automatically above bullshit. No one quite knows how he came about, there are many theories, the one I like the most is that his mother was really lucky, another is that Xenu had a heartattack when he heard a wise man was born, that doesn't affect the birth, but I hope he choked, because he was really mean. Hang on.Oh yeah. Jesus had a dream- that people would love each other, and just let it go. It isn't worth it. He believed that God smiled on all of us, and that we all had something beautiful within that was truly us. When people came to him and said "my boy ain't reppin the ends proper, I gon' cut his ass", he said "don't be mad, if he's mean to you, show him love and be one with God". When people came to him and said "that guy smells like petroleum distillate, should we beat him?" he said "NEIN- we're all equal, what you consider doing unto him should be the same as you would consider doing to someone you revere, this is love".
He healed many people. Lepers, AIDS victims, all manner of people I wouldn't touch out of fear. He was a good man. He believed in Good, he believed God was love, he just wanted us all to get along. We the people, in our infinite wisdom, decided to chuck rocks at him, take his words to justify hatred and war, and eventually wound up nailing him alive to a plank of wood, putting metal in his head, and generally acting with the dignity of a pig joyously rolling in shit. Fuck us.
Jesus - "Love your enemy, no evil can be ended by evil".
Us- "NO".
Jesus - "Forgive, and undo the burden of hatred that only separates us".
Us- "NO".
Tourettes Guy- "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour SHIT for all I care".
Us- "Smoke weed everyday".
Jesus- "Live life with a loving appreciation and kind humility"
Us- "You again? Stop trying to help us to be better human beings!"
Jesus - "Love your enemy, no evil can be ended by evil".
Us- "NO".
Jesus - "Forgive, and undo the burden of hatred that only separates us".
Us- "NO".
Tourettes Guy- "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour SHIT for all I care".
Us- "Smoke weed everyday".
Jesus- "Live life with a loving appreciation and kind humility"
Us- "You again? Stop trying to help us to be better human beings!"
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Get the Jesus mug.As stated by someone else previously,Christianity is a good philosophy.It's a good moral guide and a good way to live your life.
As far as this idea that you can keep sinning and then ask for forgiveness,sinning then ask for forgiveness goes that's not true.God is not dumb.If you yourself knew someone like that who kept wronging you and kept asking you to forgive them would you not eventually grow tired of their act? God is patient and people can't help some of their sins and God understands this.However this is not a license to sin or be depraved or a lunatic or a homocidal maniac.But if you are sincerely trying to improve yourself then God knows this.But there is sin that means death,a point of no return.God isn't stupid.
Now just because you have some minor sins or self control issues is no reason to become a devil worshiper.That's ridiculous.But if you are so far gone that you are Hitler then you may already be doomed to hell and their may not be any forgiveness for you.
As far as this idea that you can keep sinning and then ask for forgiveness,sinning then ask for forgiveness goes that's not true.God is not dumb.If you yourself knew someone like that who kept wronging you and kept asking you to forgive them would you not eventually grow tired of their act? God is patient and people can't help some of their sins and God understands this.However this is not a license to sin or be depraved or a lunatic or a homocidal maniac.But if you are sincerely trying to improve yourself then God knows this.But there is sin that means death,a point of no return.God isn't stupid.
Now just because you have some minor sins or self control issues is no reason to become a devil worshiper.That's ridiculous.But if you are so far gone that you are Hitler then you may already be doomed to hell and their may not be any forgiveness for you.
by Word Up! September 16, 2006
Get the Jesus mug.KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
by Jesus-is-dah-man September 19, 2006
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