by S,mih May 13, 2017
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guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!
by ballinhard5 January 02, 2016
by impettyasheck September 23, 2017
To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
by Linguistually_yours January 19, 2021
A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
by Jesshater124 November 25, 2019